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Thursday, November 03, 2005

At Least She Isn't a Gipsy

Redhead Rebekah Wade has been released to terrorise the community after an alleged assault on her soap-star husband.

Passionate Rebekah, 37, is understood to have met saucy ex-minister David Blunkett last night after his resignation.

The couple's commiserations seem to have led to domestic troubles. Rebekah returned home some time before 4:00am and split her husband's lip.

Rebekah is known for her hard-hitting style. As editor of the News of the World she raised sales and eyebrows with a policy of "naming and shaming" convicted paedophiles.

The campaign was only stopped because some paediatricians were too polysyllabic for the moral force of sexy Rebekah's readers.

As editor of The Sun, the wavy-tressed stunna has overseen a campaign for action against domestic violence, but she is thought to be fairly tolerant of hypocrisy.

Although she originally worked in France, Rebekah lives in Battersea, south London, where residents are thought to be wondering why the government does not do more to control violent evildoers.

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