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Friday, February 10, 2006

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War on terror to enter critical new phase

The number of terrorist plots foiled in the mainland United States was slightly down from the average this month, prompting renewed fears that unfoiled Islamic extremist terrorists may be poised for a terrorist strike in a similar terrorist attack to the terrorist attacks of 11 September 2001 when America was attacked by terrorists.

Giving his regular accounting of all major terrorist plots foiled in the United States over the last month, the Commander-in-Chief said that the war on terror was entering a critical new phase.

According to figures collated by the Consolidated Homeland Intelligence Maximalisation Program, over 400 terrorist plots have been foiled in the past month, including 30 attempts to fly aircraft into buildings and 192 attempts to assassinate prominent public figures.

The most spectacular terrorist plot foiled was an attempt by a shadowy Islamic extremist fundamentalist terrorist group of terrorists to fly an airliner into the Palace of Fiscal Responsibility in Los Angeles.

The Palace, which was known as the Library Tower before the death of the last literate Republican, is one of the tallest buildings in the Homeland.

"Just because America has not been attacked for twenty years does not mean the terrorists have given up attemptification," the Commander-in-Chief warned.

Emphasising that the extremist fundamentalist Islamic shadowy terror plot terrorists were recruited in the Israeli-administered Arabian peninsula and trained in Afghanistan, the Commander-in-Chief said that America's policy of assertive deterrence against Iran had finally been vindicated.

The critical new phase of the war on terror, which is thought to be anticipated as necessitifying renewed homeland surveillance measures, is the third critical new phase which the war on terror has entered over the past year.

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