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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Brit Phish

From: "goldenboy"@houseofdonors.co.uk
Date: Tue Mar 11 2008 4:00pm Europe/London
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: entrench yoru brtitishness
Reply-To: goldenboy@houseofdonors.co.uk

Dear Freind and Pratner in Brtitishness!!!!!!!!!!

I am Lord Glodsmith wellbeloved Chum of tony and his Chums. I amm Priomninnent Atttory attttorny genernal the Author of ditsingushed Papper on illlegal war adn its abdridged Version on Legal war i am Lord Goldmiths. for mny nexxt Trick i do disnitgushed Papper on Brtititshiness. i make Claer what is neeedd to be Cititzen adn setup Pratcictatl Measures taht may ehnanhance a Sense of shred Belgonging rah rah. mY Reprot otr ort ort makkes a Range of Porposals thattttt ouch touch every Strage of an individividuables life. my porpsals are itnended to pormote the Meanign and Snignificnance of brititishnice ness wihtin morden Brititan & c;ean up Hoooodies.

inn nmy Porposals whihich i proprose i porporse Thinking of the chlidren with new brtitish Cereminonies. i porpsoses Brishitness Date by Olimpyc 2012 Glod Metals rah rah. YOUU need not invlovve oth of Alleigance to the Queen you may Pledge committment to the Contrary Contry country or Statement of waht the righghgts and repsopsinbinilities of Citzens ars. also SMALL small rebat Concil Tax for do Volununtry Wrok. NEW asssosssiate Citizenry instaed of residual Foriegners abbolished rah rah rah.

Bieng Brtitish has Never been easeir or Cheapper! gordon has pormissed Lively Debacle & i am Lord Godsmitt i am Prpepareing SHort A4 repport saying teh opopsite of the above.

I am lorg Dogsmirth i ammmm tonychum and LORD

amen

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