The Curmudgeon

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Friday, September 19, 2008

Dirty Dealing

Fiendish proposals by the Eurocracy to force governments to interfere in the free market are being pluckily resisted by our plucky little ministers here on the mainland. Rather than cutting carbon emissions by the implausible, cumbersome and ineffectual method of emitting less carbon, the Clean Coal and Sustainable Uranium Party believes that we should offset more of our emissions against possible savings in the Third World. This would enable hard-working families - and, incidentally, big fat corporations - to continue doing just what they're doing now, and emit an extra thousand million tons of carbon dioxide between 2013 and 2020, without causing bother to anybody.

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