Black Propaganda

Daveybloke's Cuddly, good-with-coloured-folks Conservatives have been accused of "pandering to prejudice" by keeping images of non-white election candidates off their campaign literature in areas where they are afraid to be perceived as less racist than the BNP. Imagine that.

Perhaps even more horrifying, the party has been distributing glossy calendars, bearing pictures of Daveybloke and a racially pure parliamentary candidate, all over east London. These are considered "key pieces of campaign literature designed for people to keep on their walls", instead of tedious calendary things like pictures of kittens, motorcycles or young persons in a state of undrapery. Daveybloke likes to be seen as "in touch". Imagine that.

Daveybloke's Cuddly, good-with-coloured-folks Conservatives have responded to the accusation of leaflet apartheid by sending the Observer leaflets in which pictures of non-white candidates have been airbrushed into original photographs of their ethnically British colleagues. Daveybloke and his Cuddly Conservatives are tremendously modern and know all about airbrushing.