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Monday, October 18, 2010

Threat Phish

From: daveybloke@security.uk
Date: Mon 18 Oct 2010 4:00pm Europe/London
To: secure_database-recipients:: password=PASSWORD
Subject: OMG TEH ARABS R ON TEH INTRNETS!!!!!1!!!
Reply-To: support@halliburton.com

Dear all

last yaer in 2090 tehere ewere 51%%%% malicuous softwar tharts tihis is hisis is claerley unaxceptcabababalble teh littel Woman at hte Homo ffice aslo infroms me taht ititits a threat to Govermnent at thrat tot busunusinisness art throat ot ot tot Prenosal Securititty adn adn an new && Gorwing htrhtreat to UK & we msust alll be Violent CViggilant ohretewise teh Magninot Lion wlil Fall & we will be Taklen Over byte bythe alqueada Krauts. i am daveybloke i am Popples Priminster i have New Militantary AdVisor i muist tel you now taht no such undertalking has been recieved adn taht cosnequenently this Cuontray is at WAR rah rah wiht teh cybermen. i am Daveybloke. we must Draw togther like in teh Gododododoldays of Bliztz Austeritatty rationioning & brace ourslaves to our Duties utilisisisng all Insturments of National Power & Powergen inculding Armed Forces dilpomats spoooooks adn Development Proffesionables Blood Tares and Swat british Popple rah rah. oUR objectives are a Secure&Resinlint UK & Shappping stable Wrolrd by Punchhing Above uor Wight &Suppppuroting our Boys rah rah. we um umt umst must also privatise teh Internets at opportuntity1. england expextxs every Bloke shall Kiss my Hardy.

rah rah

Daveybloke teh Poples Primster
&Bloke

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