Austerity, Responsibility, Sobriety, Economy

The Budget again - what a joy!
A Chancellor's favourite toy!
I can chop a bit more
To help with the war,
And be Daddy's and Davey's best boy!

The Budget again - oh, it rocks!
I'm so sweet with my little red box!
And my charm so capacious,
Refined and sebaceous -
I'll smirk them right out of their socks!

The Budget again - oh how jolly!
My day in the limelight - oh golly!
Cutting schools, cutting capers -
Come cheer and wave papers!
Rah rah and let's break out the Bolly!

Gideon Fatwick