The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Friday, October 26, 2012

Economic News in Brief

Who's a good little chancellor, then?
Who's the smuggest of Davey's wee men?
Though he doubled the dip,
His moist, chubby grip
Has got us flatlining again!

The recovery Davey would like
Will not be some vulgar quick spike,
But a slow, sullen grind
For the lower-class mind,
And body, and granny, and tyke.

Our leaders are working to forge
A nation where nice people gorge,
While hard-working proles
Pursue modest goals -
So rah-rah for Triple-Dip George!

Gideon Fatwick

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